I am white and I can assure you that I and my family do this exact ritual every morning to prepare for the day
[On how she got her role on ‘Hugo’] “Basically, I got a call from my agency and they were like “Look, Martin Scorsese is making a movie,” […] they said “We’re only casting local brits because we want the real accent, we want the whole thing,” and I was like “Okay, well. You know, I’ll do a tape and I’ll audition for it.” So I wore a little wig, and I did everything in a british accent, and he loved it. So he flew me and Asa Butterfield— the kid who played Hugo— to New York to do an audition for him, in front of him. So I flew out there, keeping up the act that I was british […] And then as I was leaving — luckily, he was amused — I said in my regular voice, “Bye Marty!” and he was like, “Wait. What? Where’d your accent go?” And I was like…”
we need some new and more powerful swears
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
These are my favorite pictures of Otis and I together.
Someone said I shouldn’t limit myself to just true stories for my new webcomic. Maybe I’ll run out of material and then what will I do? But if I have learned anything from owning a corgi… you never run out of new material.
Otis is an amazing pup. He’s funny and sweet and curious. And while I always say he is mischievous, it is never the kind of mischief that makes you angry or stressed. It is playful and often hilarious. Yes, a few things have been chewed. A few things have been pooped on. But it is a small price to pay for having a best friend that is always happy to see you. Who will let you rub their belly if you give them treats. Who will do their business outside 95% of the time.
None of my other best friends do that. Although Gab might let me rub her belly if I make her eggs.
So I really hope you guys enjoy the comic. It’s been a while since I’ve done something original on this scale and I was pretty nervous before posting this morning. A big thanks to Chris for his amazing artwork. He and I will have something new for you every Wednesday.
so when i was younger i thought brock was blind cuz his eyes were drawn as lines (whereas EVERYONE ELSE had regular anime eyes) and I thought he just assumed every woman around him was beautiful.
xbox one confirmed to not exist in this plane of reality
clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life
Harry Potter locations